Monday, May 20, 2024
Partly Cloudy icon Partly Cloudy, 64°

The Brown Noser

Idiot Toddler Thinks Facing The Wall A Good Hiding Spot

Published Friday, May 3rd, 2024

Excited to be included in a game of hide and seek, toddler Tommy Hubbard seemed to be confident in his unconventional hiding spot. “This little dumbass just can’t wrap his smooth toddler brain around the concept of a good hiding spot,” sighed Tommy’s father as Tommy huddled in the wide open corner of the living room, blissfully unaware of the fact that his entire body was completely unobscured from any potential seekers. “It’s unbelievable. I’ve tried to hint that he should try kneeling behind the couch or something, but this imbecile can’t get the idea through his thick skull.” At press time, Tommy had yet to grasp Chutes and Ladders.

Article tools

Search The Brown Noser

  • Loading…